When i saw her in my cars rear-view
I stood in my tracks but had to continue
Although she nearly made my heart stop
But i had to move for their was a cop
Intent on giving me a ticket for the screech
Then i was forced to give him the speech
So he let me go without much of a hassle
Now i had to find her and had to dazzle
My charms for this beauty must be superior
Luckily i find my target and she is cheerier
A good mood so that i could lay down my charms
And as i do i get straight to her arms
She tells me how much she likes my car
Offering the keys i tell her don’t go far
That was the last time i saw either
My stolen car, the pretty girl, neither
Now i wish that the cop that stopped me
Had not just gave me a ticket but arrest me
